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Wh... Where...
Where the hell am I?!
A long time has passed.
It is time to enter the third year of middle school.
As if to signify the disturbance of the old and the new...
...hundreds of flowers are falling.
Thus begins the new comedy life of idiotic middle-schoolers.
zettai da!! susume susume seishun da!!
絶対だ!! 進め 進め 青春だ!!
Absolutely! The youth will advance, advance!
kui no nai you ni hareruya waraitai Yeah
悔いのないように ハレルヤ 笑いたい Yeah
I want to laugh without regret, hallelujah, yeah!
koi sae shiranai
恋さえ知らない
The uneasiness...
kanojo no henka ni
彼女の変化に
...of the transformation of a girl,
bimyuu na otome no
ビミョーな乙女の
who doesn't even know love,
mune sawagi
胸騒ぎ
into a fair maiden.
kokoro no kizuguchi (chiku chiku)
心の傷口 (チクチク)
Wounds of the heart (tingling)
uwasa no torauma (kiri kiri)
噂のトラウマ (キリキリ)
Trauma of rumours (griping)
jugyou no sukimite
授業の隙見て
See the opportunities in class.
shame ga kuru nan ja korya
写メが来る なんじゃこりゃ
Someone has sent me a picture by phone... what's this!?
minna ga raibaru
みんながライバル
We are all each other's rival.
shocchyuu toraburu
しょっちゅうトラブル
There is trouble all the time
kono saki nani ga okoru no
この先なにが起こるの
What will happen next?
ittai zentai
いったい ぜんたい
Now all as one!
zettai da!! are yo kore yo souna no yo
絶対だ!! あれよ これよ そーなのよ
Definitely, it's like this and that!
suki da to itte mo (shittemo)
好きだと言っても (知っても)
I all ready know you like me.
abunagete (icchae yacchae)
危なげで (言っちゃえ やっちゃえ)
Even if you're scared, say it! Say it!
zettai da! susume susume seishun da!!
絶対だ!! 進め 進め 青春だ!!
Absolutely! The youth will advance, advance!
kui no nai you ni hareruya waraitai Yeah
悔いのないように ハレルヤ 笑いたい Yeah
I want to laugh without regret, hallelujah, yeah!
The Violent Classroom
New Chapter - Episode 1
From today onwards, it's a new semester.
We're all seniors now, right?
Yeah, yeah...
Seniors... Seniors...
Why are you saying something so obvious?
Lunar-chan, I'm surprised that you passed.
Of course I would! What the hell are you talking about?!
Something doesn't feel quite right about that.
Disciplinary Committee
Mawari!
Mawari-chan!
Good morning, seniors!
G-Good morning.
Good morning, Mawari, Class Rep.
We're seniors!
And you're late on the first day of a new semester!
No...
Mawari, the bell hasn't rung yet, so it's all righ-
No excuses!
It can't be helped. My manservant was sleeping like a pig.
Lunar-chan, you're the one wh-
You were sleeping, weren't you, pig?
You're right, I was sleeping...
You there! As responsible elder brothers and sisters,
There was a pig...
all of you are role models for your underclassmen.
Shall I teach you the rules of society?
Older sister, right?
Midget!
Whaaaaaat!
It'd be great if we were all in the same class again.
Y-You're right. That sure would be great...
I feel like puking...
Everyone, I got drunk while looking at flowers and fell asleep under a tree.
Some young bastards came over looking for trouble, so I buried them under the sakura tree.
Everyone, you're all seniors now, so don't do anything like that.
All you have to do is study hard and keep up...
...except Nagasumi-kun.
Don't forget about me, guys!
Father, what did you do?
I'm sad too! I'm sad too!
Nagasumi is the only one who went to a different class!
Class Zero
You did that on purpose!
Somehow... I seem to be in a bit of trouble...
Hand it over, hand it over!
A sandstorm is coming out of the television!
Yes, yes, it's coming out.
Wait, what is this place?
That's a huge foot!
Emperor
Who is this Emperor-sama?
And what's with those huge feet?
Is Tenouzan-san really that unusual?
Is it unusual that he comes to school?
It's not unusual.
Yo, a new face!
What did you do then?
Eh?
This is the prison of Isono 8th Middle School, Class Zero.
Class Zero?
That's right.
This place was made for delinquents like us!
And Tenouzan-san has been the emperor of this class for many years!
What do you mean, many years?!
Grade doesn't matter!
We're eternal middle schoolers!
Eternal middle schoolers!
Before long, I'll be able to shoot beams from my hands!
That's frightening in so many ways...
Yo, welcome to Class Zero.
Let's be friends...
What's with that uncontrollable shaking?
You have two seconds to get me some yakisoba bread!
Uh, our school doesn't sell yakisoba bread...
Go to the convenience store!
Fight! Believe in yourself a little more!
Where's my yakisoba bread? Give it to me! Give it to me!
I wonder if we'll be able to get along?
Let's get along with each other!
Can you make 100 friends?
All right, back to your seats.
Class is starting.
Crap, the teacher's here!
Shark Fujishiro-san?!
Bastard, are you the new homeroom teacher?
But we're having compulsory education!
So basically, we don't need you!
It doesn't even matter if you are the teacher!
We'll show you who's boss!
Everyone, nice to meet you.
I'm your homeroom teacher, Shark.
As expected...
It's my first time as a homeroom teacher,
so I've studied quite a bit.
Anyway, for today I want everyone to...
...practise killing each other.
What did you study?!
Did everyone pick their seats randomly today?
This is Michishio Nagasumi
No, no, wait, wait...
Somehow I feel like I was forced to sit in this seat.
I've placed a weapon in each of your desks.
The weapon you get will depend on your luck.
This'll be tough if I don't get a good weap-
Fish Paste Cake
Fish paste cake!
Third year Class One
I wonder if Nagasumi-san is all right...
Where on earth did they take him?
Since it's a new semester, let me introduce a new friend to everyone.
Another transfer student?
Hey, get in here.
What's up!
I'm the new transfer student, Lunar Papa-ko!
Nice to meet you!
A weirdo appeared!
W-Weirdo, I'll arrest you this time!
Papa...
Huh? Papa?
She said he shouldn't be underestimated.
Right, right?
Pa-nai
Shouldn't be... underestimated...
It's true, as usual he can't be underestimated...
How troublesome.
To think that he's trying to pass as a middle schooler, looking like that...
So, you used dirty tricks to get into the class.
You used tricks as well.
Hurry up and take your seat!
Nice to meet you, Lunar-chan!
You...
Beautiful hit!
What sort of harassment is this?!
I was told that Nagasumi-kun's seat was empty, so...
Even if it's empty, why did you come?! Tell me!
I wanted to cheer Lunar-chan up, since she was feeling lonely...
Like that would cheer me up?!
Why are you wearing a sailor uniform and an apron?!
I thought you wanted some motherly love...
I don't care if you cross dress, but don't come to my school like that!
Hey, you there! You guys are being noisy during homeroom!
Don't interrupt our family conversation.
I'm telling you to not interrupt the class.
Look who's talking.
What did you say, you bastard?!
Mama, I'm flying away~
I feel disgusted just talking to you.
After all, you are an enemy.
It'll be bad if they start fighting in here!
If we don't run away, we'll die...
Zenigata, Class Rep!
Everyone evacuate! Everyone evacuate!
Everyone, leave the classroom in an orderly fashion.
Stop them, San, Lunar!
Where the hell did they go?!
What the hell is with Lunar Papa?!
We need to find my manservant and get him back into his seat!
I want to find Nagasumi-san, too!
I don't want to get involved in this madness!
Nagasumi-san, I'm on my way!
So, why am I surrounded?
Nagasumi-kun, do your best.
Of course I'll do my best!
Class is starting now!
Crush the weak one first!
Roast meat set!
The survival of the fittest
The beginning of a holy war!
Evasion Ability
Leave it to me. Maximum evade.
LV MAX
H-He's...
...fast!
This is nothing. This is nothing.
Compared to what San-chan's father did to me, this is...
...nothing!
What?
He's flying!
I... am... not... lazy!
Nonsense.
Tenouzan!
Put "san" at the end, you damn fish paste cake bastard!
The mountain, the mountain is moving!
Even if it's you, you can't stop me in my current form!
Fish Paste Cake
Freeze!
Hey, what was that explosion just now?
Nagasumi-san, are you in here?
Nagasumi-san!
Oh stars... I can see stars!
Hey, hey, class is still in session.
Fujishiro-san, what are you doing?!
Just killing each other for a bit.
I had my bodyguards come check things out, but where the hell are they?
Stop them immediately!
We won't allow anyone to interfere with the holy war!
No mercy!
Oh, girls, girls!
What's with these people?
Hey, everyone!
Get them!
Lu-Lunar-chan, you're making things worse!
It's all for the purpose of saving my manservant, so show some gratitude!
All right, you monsters!
I'm going to sing the "Song of War" to power you up!
Hey, Lunar-chan!
One poem is enough for humans!
Mermaid ancient lyrics,
Song of War!
Open your eyes, stand up ...
Everyone, calm down!
Mermaid ancient lyrics,
Song of Sleep!
I want to fight, but...
...I feel so sleepy...
Bring it on!
No way...
The Song of War should have more influence during a battle!
I'm sleepy, too.
Fujishiro-san, Lunar-chan... Everyone.
You don't really want to kill each other...
You're all merely afraid.
Even if this is what you're told to do for class, there's no need to actually do it!
If you guys lost your young lives for that reason,
it would disgrace the name of the Seto mermaids!
Write it as "Chivalry", but read it as "Mermaid"!
Chivalry
Mermaid
We're...
I see. So this is chivalry...
Seriously, every single time.
Retreat.
Roger!
Retreat!
San-chan...
You saved me.
Thanks.
Nagasumi-san.
Little girl!
How dare a woman interfere in a battle between men!
Know your place.
He still wants to fight?
I am the emperor!
Even if you're a woman, I won't show any mercy!
San, watch out!
Nagasumi-san.
What? You...
Nagasumi-san, are you all right?!
Tenouzan.
You bastard, what did you just try to do to San-chan?
Manservant...
Tell me... what you did!
What?!
Nagasumi-san!
Oh, that is...
No, no.
That's just something like an after effect.
A fist that hits women... won't work on me.
Nonsense. I'm the emperor!
With all of my might!
Te-Tenouzan-san is...
Tenouzan-san is on his knees!
The emperor has... the emperor has...
You must learn what love is, Tenouzan.
My friend!
Friend (Strong Enemy)
Nagasumi-san...
Wh-What an impressive counter!
Akeno-chi?
Perfect timing!
No, what's more impressive is the valour of facing his punch head on and returning the blow!
Hey...
You were getting all lovey dovey over my manservant just now, weren't you?!
Huh? There's no way-
How troublesome.
Akeno-chi, what about the classroom?
About that...
Papa!!!
Father...
I didn't manage to stop them.
It didn't have any effect... Is this all you've got?
Today I shall terminate you.
Stop it...
We need to stop them somehow...
I will stop them.
Nagasumi-san!
Die, Edomae!
This is the end!
Fish Paste Cake
Fish paste cake!
Nagasumi-san!
A new semester...
The sakura are blooming.
But a single flower has fallen.
Don't just kill me off here!
I'm still alive!
Nagasumi-san, you should remain still.
Yes.
Wearing this new jacket that I bought with all of my savings...
Nagasumi-san.
I'm going to watch a movie alone with San-chan today!
In other words, a date!
Yes, yes!
Despite being married, we've never had a proper date before.
What a sad story!
Oh... A date for just the two of us...
Thank you, thank you God!
What's wrong, Nagasumi-san?
Nothing.
Umm...
Two middle-schooler tickets.
Also, one ticket for me.
What?!
New Chapter Episode 2
A Man Who Can't Die
Oh, Maki-chan!
San-sama, Maki doesn't like being left behind!
Ah, I'm sorry.
Let's watch a movie together today.
I'm so happy!
Yo, Maki-chan...
Yo, Sea Louse. It's a beautiful Sunday, isn't it?
When did you get into my hood?
Why do I have to tell you that?
You...! What are you going do if somebody sees you?!
I'll just kill them if that happens.
You freaking death god!
It's my job to interfere with your bad intentions!
San-sama, what are you going to watch today?
Mm, let's see...
I've chosen a great movie to get San-chan in the mood...
Excuse me, two tickets for "Love and Youth Bolero" please.
That's the movie we're watching today?
Yeah, that's what I planned...
Chivalry Death 4!
glances
I wanted to watch "Love and Youth Boreo" too.
Who's Boreo?
Two tickets for "Chivalry Death 4" please.
I'm sorry.
Master, this way please.
Yes.
Two middle-schooler tickets for "Chivalry Death 4" please.
Master, don't you want to watch "Chivalry Death 4"?
Uh, well...
Love and Youth Bolero.
glances
B-Bole...
Two tickets for "Love and Youth Bolero" please.
Oh, Saru!
It's been a while since I've been to a cinema!
Bunta-san's phone strap?!
There are other Bunta-san items too!
I even bought new clothes...
Am I aiming for too much?
Hey, kid!
You dirtied my new jacket!
Look who's talking! Were you even looking?
What a waste of ice-cream.
A girl?
What about it?
A little girl is going to watch "Chivalry Death 4"?
Are you saying that I can't?!
No, I'm just saying it's dangerous to run in the lobby.
What if I was late and missed it because of that?
My Bun-sama's "Chivalry Death 4" would begin without me!
Miss, you're a fan of Bunta Willis?
Onee-chan, you're a Bunta fan too?
Yeah!
Bun-chan is so cool!
Even though he's a Hollywood star, he does the Chivalry movies too!
Onee-chan, you get it!
Since you're watching the dub version, you must be a real fan.
The Hiroshima dialect sure is impressive.
A bad start...
Well, do your best, Sea Louse.
I'm sorry, Nagasumi-san.
I got carried away with the conversation.
I was so happy, as I could talk to another female Bunta fan.
Oh, it's fine.
Nii-chan, I'll forgive you today because of that Onee-chan.
Be careful next time.
You damn brat...
Damn it...
It's been ages since I've had a holiday, and now this? Why am I always so unlucky?!
Seriously, it looks like I have an unbreakable bond with chivalry.
Bunta, watch out!
That's why I said I hate-
That guy is so unfair!
San-chan, you should keep quiet during the movie.
Sorry, I just...
Since San-chan is having fun, I guess this is fine.
I had different plans, but it's not cool to make a fuss.
I'm sorr-
You must stay quiet during the movie, Nagasumi-san.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma...
You'll disturb the other viewers.
Why is Masa-san...?
I'm a big fan of Bunta-san, too.
But, I'm surprised.
I would never have imagined I'd be sitting next to you, Nagasumi-san.
This must be what they call fate.
Fate...
Fate
Wait, this is wrong!
This is weird... I thought I got over this already!
[Text: Real thing]
This isn't real... This isn't real... This isn't real... This isn't real...
This is the real deal!
These are real C4 bombs.
Oh, looks like we're at the good part, Nagasumi-san.
Crap, I gotta run!
Yeah.
Explosions again...
Do elementary school students enjoy watching this?
Bunta! Behind! Behind!
You bastards, die this time!
Hey, you should be qui-
Shut up!
Show those villains what chivalry is!
Miss.
This is bad... He's so manly!
Miss, you should consider the other viewers too.
Isn't that what chivalry is all about?
You're right, I understand!
Sea Louse, I thought you'd try to secretly hold San-sama's hand...
...but it seems like you won't make it today.
Well, I'll finish you off anyway. Take this.
Poison
Go on ahead. I'll see you in hell, you bastards!
The movie sure was interesting.
Yeah... I wish I could cross the river. I like the beautiful village over there...
Which scene was that?
Thanks to that girl hitting me in the face...
...my body is paralysed, and I can't move now.
Nagasumi-san, it looks like that girl hates you.
I hate her too.
Were you waiting for me?
Welcome back, Masa-san.
That movie was quite astounding.
The oil tanker smashing into the building was an impressive CG scene.
Eh?!
I thought they were all real!
That's wrong, San-sama.
Real ones look like... that!
Wait a minute, why is a real-
San-chan!
A truck smashed into the cinema!
Not just a truck... It's an oil tanker!
Call the police!
The driver was asleep!
San-chan, are you all right?
Miss!
San-chan?
Customers in the cinema, please follow the staff's instructions...
Please head towards the emergency exit.
What's happening, Saru?!
It's shaking, Master!
This way! Get away from the building!
Pull yourself together, Driver-san!
San-chan!
Nagasumi-san?
I'll help.
Are there any wounded?
Is anyone injured?
Here!
Miss!
Is he wounded?
I don't know, but he's the driver.
Is anyone else wounded?
San-chan is amazing.
Even at times like these, she stayed calm and tried to help out.
The fire is spreading!
Let's leave, Mistress San.
Let's leave it to the pros. We should-
That girl...
That elementary student girl!
She said she wanted to go to the toilet, then we got separated!
We promised to meet up later, but...
Could it be...
Over there!
No way!
We left her behind?!
What a thing to happen...
You guys, you need to leave!
Please wait, there's still a girl on the 7th floor!
If we go in now, the rescue team will also be in danger!
The oil truck may also explode...
We're trying to extinguish the fire from a safe distance.
But what if you don't make it in time?!
Rescue that girl!
Calm down.
Please, we can still make it!
Damn it...
If you won't go and rescue her, I'll-
Nagasumi-san!
Dammit!
Wait!
What the hell am I doing?!
But if it was San-chan,
she would've gone to rescue her even if we tried to stop her.
I don't know if this is the right thing to do, but...
But doing this... doing this is...
This is chivalry!
I'm here to rescue you, damn brat.
I'm not a damn brat!
What are you doing?!
Everyone has already evacuated!
I was waiting for the elevator to get here!
Saru!
Master!
I didn't think the elevator would stop!
Why were you in the restroom for so long?!
Because I was holding it in for the entire movie!
Why did you buy such a large bottle of juice!?
Because the booth was doing a promotion!
Master, you're an idiot!
Saru, you fool!
It really doesn't work...
It won't move!
That's what I told you!
It sounds like something below us just collapsed...
We probably shouldn't use the stairs.
How are we supposed to get down without using the stairs?!
I'm thinking about it now!
Think about that before you come rescue me!
Shut up!
Try to understand the situation we're in, you damn brat!
Are you hurt?
What about you?
That was nothing compared to what usually happens to me.
No, no!
If you were going to say something,
say "Damn... Why am I always so unlucky?", or something like that!
What is that?
It's a line that Bunta Willis said in the movie before!
She's so annoying!
Maki, you were here?!
Fool, this isn't the time to be talking about that kinda crap.
The building isn't going to hold!
Damn, it's falling apart!
Hey, what are we going to do?!
We can't use the elevator or stairs, and the building is collapsing.
We can't escape anymore!
Don't worry.
We can use this rope to escape through the window.
Through the window... you mean that window?
We can't do something like that!
Hey, hey... In a big pinch, with nowhere left to run...
...does Bunta Willis give up?
Now you've said it, Sea Louse.
He wouldn't give up!
He'd just smoke and complain about his wife, while planning to escape!
Don't say such rude things.
I'm on good terms with my wife.
No way...
The floor collapsed...
Is this the end?
Mermaid ancient lyric,
Song of Heroes!
San-chan!
I hope my feelings get through and reach him!
Come back, Nagasumi-san!
Master, a storm... A storm has come!
San-chan!
Nagasumi-san!
Those kids jumped out of the building!
Sea Louse!
Take this, Maki!
Jetstream attack!
I'm back... San-chan.
Welcome back, Nagasumi-san.
Jeez, what are you doing?!
Huh?!
Hey, this is the important part!
You need to end it with a cool line!
You chivalry movie maniac...
Seriously... It looks like I have an unbreakable bond with chivalry.
Man, I'm beat after that movie...
Here.
The firemen scolded me.
You must be cold after getting wet, right?
This isn't wet inside.
Seriously, you scared me, Nagasumi-san.
Masa-san...
Don't do such-
That's right! Don't do such dangerous things alone ever again!
San-chan, what's wrong?
Jeez, don't you know how worried I was?!
San-chan...
Jeez... you idiot.
Ah... I'm sorry.
Well then, it's about time for us to go home.
See you, be careful on your way back home.
A mere Sea Louse, you're 10 years too early to order me about!
But I'll let you go for today.
So that guy's name is Nagasumi.
Nagasumi Willis!
nayamashii sekai o sukueru nani ka
悩ましい世界を救えるなにか
Something that could save this complex world.
kizutsuite wakaru kokoro no parusu
傷ついてわかる 心のパルス
The pulse of my injured heart...
kesshite naite naru mono ka
決して泣いてなるものか
...is definitely not something to cry about.
ruuru kara hamidasu abunai doko ka
ルールからはみ出す危ないどこか
Somewhere where danger flows out of the rules.
butsukatte sagasu nakama no sain
ぶつかって探す 仲間のサイン
Look for signs of your friends.
seigi koso hitotsu
正義こそひとつ
If it's really, really true,
dame na yatsu nante honto wa
ダメな奴なんて ほんとは
that there is no such thing...
inai inai hazu naraba
いない いない はずならば
...as a really useless person,
ase to namida soko kara nani ga aru
汗と涙 そこからなにがある
Something will come out of all that sweat and tears.
ganbatte ikite mirun da
がんばって 生きてみるんだ
I'm doing my best to get everything out of life,
donna kabe ga arouto
どんな 壁があろうと
no matter what obstacles there are.
ashita wa mada nani mo kimatte nai
明日はまだ なにも決まってない
Tomorrow isn't decided yet.
taiyou wa miteite kureru
太陽は見ていてくれる
The sun is looking over me.
tsuki mo shinjite kureru
月も信じてくれる
The moon believes in me.
yareru koto o yume to yobebaii mirai he Go
やれることを 夢と呼べばいい 未来へGo
On to the future where we can do the things we dream about! Go!
There were no deaths as a result of this incident.
Only the driver was wounded.
As for the cinema, it was...
Man, today was a bad day.
I can't believe Onii-chan was at that cinema too.
We both had it rough today.
So, how was Chivalry Death 4?
I saw a super manly man!
That's great!
The End.
The End!
Preview
Is serving people Shiranui's new secret?
Working in a maid costume?
Wait, wait, what is she planning to do?
Or is she hiding something?
This is troublesome!
Do San-chan and the others have to participate too?
Is this the friendship between women?
Parental love, sibling love, a place with all sorts of love.
A new leisure spot in Saitama, the Mermaid Café.
New Chapter Episode 3
The thing I can do for you
You'll come.
Preview
On a hot night... the unstoppable rain...
A study session with just the two of us...
Our family will not return...
The truth is hidden in the rumours.
What will happen if you fall for it?
I am Satan, and I am right...
...behind you.
New Chapter Episode 4
If you weren't here